thetrueeridanamporachronicles:
thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:
}:(
sORRY, i’VE BEEN GONE, tO SUCH AN EXTENT, aS TO, sEE MY BOYFRIEND, lOSING HOPE, uH, yEAH, sORRY AGAIN„„
honestly i think its pretty funny
yOUR LACK, oF COMPASSION, tOWARDS ME, nEVER CEASES, tO SURPRISE ME,
pRUDE,
}:(
sORRY, i’VE BEEN GONE, tO SUCH AN EXTENT, aS TO, sEE MY BOYFRIEND, lOSING HOPE, uH, yEAH, sORRY AGAIN„„
hEY,
thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:
mR,jONES AND ME, tELL EACHOTHER FAIRYTALES,
Who.
dON’T, uH, dON’T SASS ME,
oH, hELLO, i DON’T KNOW, wHEN THIS, wAS SENT, bUT, uM, sORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING IT, sOONER,
mR,jONES AND ME, tELL EACHOTHER FAIRYTALES,
thetrueeridanamporachronicles:
thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:
thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:
mAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN, wALKIN FAST, fACES PASS, i’M HOMEBOUND,
Get out of town. Now.
wALKIN FAST, rIGHT OUT OF TOWN,
you cant wwalk
rOLLING FAST, rIGHT OUT OF TOWN„,
thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:
mAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN, wALKIN FAST, fACES PASS, i’M HOMEBOUND,
Get out of town. Now.
wALKIN FAST, rIGHT OUT OF TOWN,
mAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN, wALKIN FAST, fACES PASS, i’M HOMEBOUND,
thetrueeridanamporachronicles:
thetruearadiamegidochronicles:
tonight i dine like royalty
its sushi night!! OuO
you knoww that offends me and wwhat i stand for
tHAT OFFENDS ME,
thetrueeridanamporachronicles:
thetruearadiamegidochronicles:
[insert something clever and sassy here]
[insert somethin wwitty and naturally hilarious in response to yours here]
[iNSERT SOMETHING THAT WILL INEVITABLY EMBARRASS ME BUT WAS INTENDED TO BE A JOKE HERE,]
properly drawn horns and hair, what’s that?
i CANNOT BREATHE,
thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:
sOMEONE, pLEASE TELL ME, uM, wHAT “PAN FLAVORED CANDY”, iS SUPPOSED, tO BE,
CANDY. IN THE FLAVOR OF HOuSEHOLD COOKING WARE. OBVIOuSLY.
wELL, iT TASTES LIKE SOAP,
cHECK MATE, uH, aTHEISTS,
sOMEONE, pLEASE TELL ME, uM, wHAT “PAN FLAVORED CANDY”, iS SUPPOSED, tO BE,
