deductionsoftheheart:

remlupins:

proseposeur:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

this

thetrueeridanamporachronicles:

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

thetrueeridanamporachronicles:

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

eridan ampora at your servvice: thetruetavrosnitramchronicles: thetrueeridanamporachronicles:…

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

thetrueeridanamporachronicles:

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

dUDE, gROW SOME BALLS, jUST AN OLD MEN, pROBABLE DISERVET IT, pROBABLE SHOT YOUNG VIETNAMESE CHILDS IN BACK OF THE DAY„,

so…old people deservve to be unhappy unlike young people

did…

yOU PROBABLE HAD SOME SHARES IN SOM SHIT COMPANY THET GOT DOWN BECOSE OF YOU ICELANDIC DUMBS TAKE SO MUCH MONEY FROM REST OF WORLD,

it must be hard to breathe wwith your head so far up your ASS

im fuckin sevventeen i didnt do shit

yOU SPEND MONEY ON SOME SHIT SHARES THAT YOU THEN THREW AWAY BECOSE YOU ICELANDIC SHIT JUST DUMP ALL ECONOMI TO EARTH HELL,

dump all economi to earth hell wwtf

are you just slammin the keyboard wwith your face and hopin a sentence wwill come out of it i didnt do anythin like that stop bein ignorant a wwhole group a people for somethin only a HANDFUL of people did 

iCELAND IS HANDFUL OF PEOPLE YES IT IS OF ALL WORLD SO YOU ARE IN ICELAND SO YOU ARE IN HANDFUL OF ICELAND PEOPLE THAT IS ONE OF THEM WHOE THREW WORLD ECONOMI TO BURN IN HELL EARTH,

thetrueeridanamporachronicles:

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

eridan ampora at your servvice: thetruetavrosnitramchronicles: thetrueeridanamporachronicles:…

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

thetrueeridanamporachronicles:

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

dUDE, gROW SOME BALLS, jUST AN OLD MEN, pROBABLE DISERVET IT, pROBABLE SHOT YOUNG VIETNAMESE CHILDS IN BACK OF THE DAY„,

so…old people deservve to be unhappy unlike young people

did…

yOU PROBABLE HAD SOME SHARES IN SOM SHIT COMPANY THET GOT DOWN BECOSE OF YOU ICELANDIC DUMBS TAKE SO MUCH MONEY FROM REST OF WORLD,

it must be hard to breathe wwith your head so far up your ASS

im fuckin sevventeen i didnt do shit

yOU SPEND MONEY ON SOME SHIT SHARES THAT YOU THEN THREW AWAY BECOSE YOU ICELANDIC SHIT JUST DUMP ALL ECONOMI TO EARTH HELL,

thetrueeridanamporachronicles:

thetruetavrosnitramchronicles:

dUDE, gROW SOME BALLS,  jUST AN OLD MEN, pROBABLE DISERVET IT, pROBABLE SHOT YOUNG VIETNAMESE CHILDS IN BACK OF THE DAY„, 

so…old people deservve to be unhappy unlike young people

did your grandfather hit you as a child or somethin i livve in iceland so no he didnt servve in nam

tHEN HE DESERVE TO BE UNHAPPY BECAUSE HE TOOK ALL THE WORLD MONEY BECOSE HE IS FROM ICELAND, yOU TOO, yOU DESERVE TO BE UNHAPPY BECOSE YOU TOOK MY MONEY AND WORLD MONEY FROM US TOO,

dUDE, gROW SOME BALLS,  jUST AN OLD MEN, pROBABLE DISERVET IT, pROBABLE SHOT YOUNG VIETNAMESE CHILDS IN BACK OF THE DAY„, 

thetruearadiamegidochronicles:

while everyone else is fighting over damara im just going to be here eating some popcorn

anyone want to join me

i WILL,

hEHYYYYY LADIES, 

aND DAVE,

Eridan, stop being gay. Please.

chinchillas13:

tAKE ON ME,

(tAke oN ME,)

tAAAAKKEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNN,

(taKE oN Me,)

i’LL BE GONE,

fOR A DAY, 

oR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

sO, aS USUAL, i SEEM TO HAVE, fALLEN, oUT OF THE LOOP, bUT, i SEE, a NEW, aRADIA LOOKING LADY, wHO SEEMS, uH, nICE,

Reblog if you agree with the anon and think eridan is beautiful

guys

sO, wHATD i MISS,

miutna:

otp

thetruedavestriderchronicles:

chinchillas13:

eridan ampora sass master

omfg